Johnny Depp Diet Plan

I took my JDOCD afflicted wife to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2 the other day. Actually, it’s probably more accurate to say that she took me. Either way I was a willing participant. She was, of course, looking forward to two and a half hours of damp knicker time swooning over Johnny and I was looking forward to what I hoped would be a fun film. Anyway - Keira was in it.

Having bought our tickets but before we left the foyer, I asked if she wanted anything to eat or drink. After all, I admit that I am not against the odd box of popcorn. She looked at me in absolute horror and confided that whenever she watched Johnny Depp in a movie there was no way she could eat at the same time.

So there you have it. The Johnny Depp Diet Plan. Whenever you’re feeling peckish and day-dreaming of a hot bacon sandwich quickly stuff a Depp DVD into the player and lose yourself for a couple of hours. Brilliant! Why don’t more people know about this?

This is, of course, a diet plan that is for women only. OK, that’s not quite accurate. Let’s say mainly for women!